Just Let Them Die

People like Amy Whinehouse and Pete Doherty get right up my nose.  I don’t know why folks give a shit about them. If they want to snort thier brains out (whatever brains they’ve got left), make complete tits and arses out of themselves, then let them.

This kind of person is of no use to society and should just be allowed to tear away with their little habits.  I couldn’t care less if they keeled over and dropped at my feet.

They are just dirty, filthy looking pikeys and a waste of newspaper print.  How the hell does that fucker Doherty get away with all these court appearances?  The judicial system is a fucking joke.  Just give him a slap on his wrist and send him on his way like a good little boy.

I resent my taxes being wasted on this scum.  They should be made to pay for every court hearing.  Maybe they’d have less money left to buy their little packets of white powder.  Lock the cunts up for a few months and let them go cold turkey.

 Better still.  Just fuck off and die you yawny fucking yawner.

Sorted!

I Still Hate

People like Derek Acorah and Mika.

Arise Sir Parky

So Michael Parkinson has been given an OBE.

What the hell for?

All we’ve seen him do is sit on his arse chatting to celebrities who most likely are only there to plug their latest book or film.

His most famous moment must be the time when he was attacked by an unfunny mangey bird called Emu or his on screen illicit affair with Miss fucking Piggy.

John Higgins is another one. Big fucking deal, he’s knocked a few million snooker balls around a table for god knows how many years and won the world championship twice.

So what!

There’s millions of unsung heroes out there in our community who do a damn sight more, give up a lot of their time and energy and they get jack shit in the way of recognition.

It’s a fucking laugh.

Stuff the Sir Michael and Lady Mary crap. I won’t be bowing or grovelling to anyone.

New Years!

What a total load of old crap new years resolutions are.

Tossers state to the world. “Oh I’m gonna give up blah, blah”.

Like hell you will!

Listen up shit for brains. You and your resolution will last all of ten minutes if you’re lucky. This time next year you will still be a fat lard arse. You will still be smoking 30 fags a day and you will still be ugly.

Lets face it. Most new years resolution wankers are useless with no staying power.

And why the fuck is it that once christmas day has gone, we get second rate “B” list celebrities flogging off their, “lose six stone in two days” video workout shit?

“Look at me” their video screams out at us. I’m all slim and trim but haven’t got a decent job in the pipeline so I’ll blag some money off wankers like you.

What amazes me is the number of idiots who actually go out and buy this crap. Big Nelly, thirty stone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. Nelly thinks that after an hour sweating like a pig, doing what Davina McCall is yelling out of the TV to her. That she’ll suddenly lose all that blubber she’s grown since failing miserably with last years crap.

Wake up and smell the coffee. Better still. Get off your fat, lazy butt hole and go get a job. Stop sitting on your hole taking handouts from the state all day.

Have you no shame?